Destiny NOT Fulfilled.
During a performance on BET earlier today, the newest member of Destiny's Child makes a trip, dropping it like its hot. Poor little Michelle tripped and fell to her doom leading to her inevitable banishment from the group. Oh I wonder what the other two were thinking.
Beyonce: We're going to have to beat the shit out of that bitch for ruining MY performance!
Kelly: Motherfucker tryed to take me down with her as well.
Beyonce: I miss Latoya, and that other girl. The one with the red hair. Fuck this weave is itching! Shit! Where is my oil sheen Solange?
Kelly: Should have settled for a nose job, like me.
Beyonce: Bitch you are hating on me because I have more booty than you and you had to have silicone implants just to get the little bit you do have.
Kelly: Yours is only that big because Jay-Z fucked it so many times!